{"product_id":"funny-i-like-the-drugs-but-they-dont-like-me-t-shirt-retro-parody-graphic-tee","title":"Funny 'I Like the Drugs But They Don't Like Me' T-Shirt — Retro Parody Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; word-break: break-word; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003e“I Like The Drugs But They Don’t Like Me” Graphic T-Shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eSome shirts whisper. This one walks into the room smirking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eFeaturing the tongue-in-cheek line “I like the drugs but they don’t like me” alongside a playful dark-humor graphic, this tee balances sarcasm, self-awareness, and just enough chaos to become an instant favorite. It’s bold without trying too hard — the kind of design that earns a second look, a knowing grin, or the occasional “where did you get that?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eSoft, breathable cotton and a relaxed classic fit make it easy to wear anywhere: late-night gigs, dive-bar hangs, record-store wandering, festivals, or just everyday life with a slightly unhinged soundtrack playing in the background. Layer it under a jacket for a low-key edge or wear it solo when subtlety feels overrated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eComfortable, durable, and effortlessly offbeat, this tee is made for people who appreciate humor with a darker twist and style that doesn’t take itself too seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; word-break: break-word; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003e100% cotton solid-color fabric for breathable, durable comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eMedium-weight material (180 g\/m²) ideal for year-round wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eTubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eRibbed knit collar helps maintain shape over time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eTwill shoulder tape prevents stretching and adds durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eHigh-quality DTG and DTF printing for sharp, detailed artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eTear-away label for irritation-free comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eOeko-Tex certified and ethically produced with US-sourced cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; word-break: break-word; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(18, 18, 18);\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eFans of dark humor and ironic streetwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); 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