Birthday Cat T‑Shirt — “Happy Birthday Fucker” Funny Party Tee
Birthday Cat T‑Shirt — “Happy Birthday Fucker” Funny Party Tee
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKER.
Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just isn’t quite personal enough.
You know that mate who’s getting older, making questionable life choices, and somehow still managing to survive another year? This is their birthday card — except it’s wearable. A dead-serious cat in a party hat, a suspiciously well-presented mouse, and one very direct birthday message combine to deliver the kind of greeting that says “I care about you… but not enough to be nice about it.”
Perfect for the mate who appreciates dark humour, inappropriate gifts, and a birthday message that definitely shouldn’t be printed on a Hallmark card.
Product Features
- Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 T-shirt
- Soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- High-quality DTG printed design
- Detailed vintage/distressed artwork
- Classic unisex fit
- Printed with care through our print-on-demand production process
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colours
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the print
- Do not dry clean
Product Information:
Designed for birthday chaos, questionable friendships and people who would rather receive an inappropriate T-shirt than another pair of socks.
Give them something they’ll actually remember.
Wear your humour.
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Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.
Estimated delivery times:
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days
🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days
🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days
Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.
Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.
About Larsys Apparel
Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.
Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.
Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.
Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.