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FAQ
Are your shirts likely to offend someone?
Possibly.
Our designs are created for people who enjoy sarcasm, dark humour, musicianship, and not taking life too seriously. If that's your thing, you're in the right place.
Can I return or exchange an item?
Because every item is custom-made to order, we generally cannot accept returns or exchanges for:
- Incorrect size selection
- Change of mind
- Ordering the wrong colour
Please check sizing carefully before ordering.
What if my item arrives damaged or defective?
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 10 days of delivery.
Include:
- Your order number
- A description of the issue
- Clear photos of the problem
We'll work quickly to make things right.
What are your shirts made from?
Our apparel is printed on high-quality garments selected for comfort, durability, and print quality.
Material details can be found on each product page.
How do I choose the right size?
We strongly recommend checking the size chart available on each product page before ordering.
If you're between sizes:
- For a fitted look, choose the smaller size.
- For a relaxed fit, choose the larger size.
Why does my order take longer than stores like Amazon?
Unlike mass-produced retail products, our items are printed specifically for you after purchase. This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer unique designs you won't find in big-box stores.
Where is my order?
Once shipped, you'll receive a tracking email.
If your tracking hasn't updated for several days, contact us and we'll investigate.
How can I contact you?
For any questions, please contact us through our Contact page or email us at:
Is shipping free?
Yes. This is taken care of for you when you check out. The Store won't reply to this question via email, as it's usually a question asked by scammers to get a reply from us.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. We ship to many countries worldwide.
Shipping availability and costs are calculated during checkout.
How long does shipping take?
All products are made to order once your purchase is placed.
Production time: 2–7 business days
Shipping times:
- New Zealand: 10–14 business days
- Australia: 5–10 business days
- United States: 3–8 business days
- United Kingdom: 3–8 business days
- Rest of World: 7–21 business days
You will receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.