Champion of Fictional Arguments Tee
Champion of Fictional Arguments Tee
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Undisputed Champion of Winning Fictional Arguments
Because apparently being right isn't enough — you need the championship belt to prove it.
For the people who can turn a completely pointless disagreement into a full-blown courtroom drama, this tee celebrates the highly prestigious title of Undisputed Champion of Fictional Arguments. No evidence required. No witnesses needed. Just unwavering confidence in an argument that probably wasn't worth having in the first place.
Product Features
- Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 T-shirt
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² fabric
- Comfortable retail fit
- Shoulder taping for added durability
- Ribbed knit collar
- Tear-away label
- Professionally printed graphic
- Designed for everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colours
- Use mild detergent
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
Product Information:
Printed to order, helping reduce unnecessary waste and excess stock. Each shirt is made individually when you order it.
Larsy's Apparel: For arguments that absolutely needed a winner.
Wear your humour.
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Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.
Estimated delivery times:
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days
🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days
🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days
Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.
Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.
About Larsys Apparel
Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.
Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.
Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.
Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.