Not My Tempo
Not My Tempo
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Not My Tempo – Funny Metal Drummer T-Shirt
Fast. Loud. Slightly questionable timing.
Every metal band has that one rehearsal. The count-in starts confidently, the guitars lock in… and suddenly everyone is wondering if they're playing the same song.
Not My Tempo is a tribute to one of metal's most enduring inside jokes. Featuring a bold, distressed illustration with a vintage band-merch feel, it's made for musicians and metal fans who appreciate legendary riffs, chaotic rehearsals, and the occasional debate about whether the drums were really on the beat.
Whether you're heading to a gig, rehearsing with the band, browsing vinyl, or simply enjoying the fact that some jokes never get old, this shirt lets everyone know you're in on it.
Some people won't get it.
The right people will.
Product Features
- Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by colour)
- Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric for everyday comfort
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline
- Side-seamed construction for lasting shape
- Shoulder taping for improved durability
- High-quality DTG printing with crisp, long-lasting detail
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Ethically manufactured using sustainably sourced materials
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Iron inside out on low heat if needed
Wear Your Humour.
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Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.
Estimated delivery times:
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days
🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days
🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days
Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.
Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.
About Larsys Apparel
Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.
Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.
Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.
Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.