Social Battery 8%
Social Battery 8%
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Social Battery 8% – Funny Introvert Battery T-Shirt
Some people arrive at the party fully charged.
You arrived with 23%.
After saying hello to three people, pretending to enjoy small talk, and explaining what you do for work for the fourth time...
You're down to 8%.
This tee is for the socially selective. The ones who love their friends but also love the moment everyone finally goes home. Featuring a retro low-battery icon paired with the bold "SOCIAL BATTERY 8%" graphic, it's the universal warning label for introverts, neurodivergent minds, and anyone whose emotional fuel gauge drains faster than their phone.
Whether you're dodging office chatter, surviving family gatherings, or silently counting the minutes until you can recharge alone, this shirt says everything you were too tired to explain.
Perfect For
- Introverts and proud homebodies
- ADHD and autistic adults who relate to social fatigue
- Quiet personalities with a sarcastic sense of humour
- Office workers surviving endless meetings
- Anyone who'd rather cancel plans than make them
Product Features
- Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (142 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel you'll reach for again and again.
- Lightweight retail fit with side seams and shoulder taping for lasting shape and everyday comfort.
- Ribbed crew neck and tear-away label for a clean, irritation-free fit.
- Printed using premium DTF or DTG methods for sharp, durable artwork.
- Ethically made using Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards with WRAP-certified production and REACH-compliant materials.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron or steam on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Warning: Wearing this shirt may dramatically reduce invitations to networking events. Strangely, most owners consider that a bonus.
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Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.
Estimated delivery times:
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days
🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days
🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days
Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.
Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.
About Larsys Apparel
Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.
Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.
Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.
Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.