I’m Not Fat, I’m upsized to a Large Meal
I’m Not Fat, I’m upsized to a Large Meal
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Not Fat... Upsized to a Large Meal – Funny Foodie T-Shirt
Some people order a small.
You treat the menu like a challenge.
Life's too short to skip dessert, supersize the fries, or pretend you weren't thinking about pizza before breakfast. Not Fat... Upsized to a Large Meal is for anyone who knows food isn't just fuel—it's a personality trait.
Whether you're the first to suggest burgers, never say no to dessert, or believe the best exercise is carrying two plates back from the buffet, this tee celebrates life's bigger portions with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour.
Product Features
- Bella+Canvas 3001 premium unisex tee
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (solid colours)
- Lightweight, soft, retail fit
- High-quality DTG print
- Tear-away label
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean
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Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.
Estimated delivery times:
🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days
🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days
🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days
Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.
Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.
Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.
If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.
About Larsys Apparel
Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.
Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.
Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.
Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.