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More Metal Than Metal

More Metal Than Metal

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“More Metal Than Metal” – Funny Rob Zombie Robot T-Shirt

At some point, simply being metal wasn't enough.

So Rob Zombie upgraded.

This hilarious rock parody tee imagines the legendary horror-metal icon as a fully mechanized riff machine, complete with robotic upgrades, cybernetic attitude, and enough steel plating to survive an encore in a scrap yard. The design swaps the classic "More Human Than Human" lyric for the brilliantly ridiculous "MORE METAL THAN METAL" — because when you're literally a robot, being human is no longer part of the job description.

Part heavy metal tribute, part sci-fi disaster, and part dad-joke for rock fans, this design is perfect for anyone who appreciates loud guitars, horror aesthetics, and the occasional terrible pun delivered at maximum volume.

Whether you're heading to a concert, a festival, a band practice, or just the supermarket looking like you've recently escaped from a post-apocalyptic tour bus, this shirt lets everyone know your musical tastes are powered by gears, gasoline, and questionable life choices.

Perfect for:

  • Rob Zombie fans
  • Heavy metal and hard rock lovers
  • Concerts, festivals, and live music events
  • Fans of horror-inspired rock culture
  • Musicians, guitarists, and headbangers
  • Anyone who appreciates terrible puns and great riffs

Product features

  • 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² for durability and breathability
  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
  • DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front art and sharp sleeve/neck prints
  • Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for shape retention and comfort
  • OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU warranty standards

Care instructions

  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat

Product information

  • Classic unisex fit suitable for everyday wear
  • Medium-weight fabric balances comfort and durability
  • Printed using advanced DTG and DTF technology for long-lasting detail
  • Ideal for concerts, festivals, casual wear, and gifting
  • Guaranteed to be at least 73% more metal than the average human

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Shipping & Delivery

Your tee is printed especially for you after you place your order. Rather than sitting on a warehouse shelf, each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste while ensuring it's created just for you.

Estimated delivery times:


  • 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 10–30 business days

  • 🇺🇸 United States: 2–5 business days

  • 🇦🇺 Australia: 10–30 business days

  • 🌍 Other countries: 10–30 business days

Shipping costs are calculated based on your delivery location and are displayed before you complete your purchase, so you'll always know the total before placing your order.

Please note: Delivery estimates may vary during peak holiday periods or due to customs processing for international orders.

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, please contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.

Because every shirt is printed especially for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check our size guide carefully before ordering.

If you have any questions before placing your order, we're always happy to help.

About Larsys Apparel

Larsy's Apparel is an independent New Zealand brand creating original designs inspired by everyday life, relatable humour, and the little moments that make us smile.

Whether it's neurodivergent humour, music culture, parenting, pets, or life's everyday absurdities, every design starts with a simple goal: create something people genuinely enjoy wearing.

Every tee is designed with care, printed to order, and made to bring a smile—whether you're wearing it yourself or giving it as the perfect gift.

Thanks for supporting a small independent business. It genuinely means a lot.